You Know What That Looks Like

by The Fake Gimel Martinez
Wildcat Penis Tongue

When searching my Pictures folder today I stumbled upon this graphic, which I giddily found several years ago. It is the old UK Wildcat logo, which UK Athletics quietly changed some 7 or 9 years ago. Why? Take a look at the Wildcat’s tongue. If you still don’t get it, take a second look, but this time, think like you’re an 13-year-old filthy-minded boy:

Wildcat Penis Tongue (detail)

I’m guessing somebody brought this to the attention to the UKAA, and this design got shafted.

I still have a ball-cap that has this old logo on it, and I wear it proudly. I also have a great Starters Jacket with the objectionable tongue on it. What articles of clothing that you own are graced with the design?

Edit: I didn’t want to imply that the Wildcat’s tongue was actually brought to the attention of the UKAA; that is only my conjecture.

11 Responses to “You Know What That Looks Like”

  1. Phillip Says:

    I thought the same thing several years ago. Problem was…..I was not 13.

  2. Kyle Says:

    thats not very large.

    lmao. im joking. but no really. i still have a poster in my room with that logo on it. never noticed it before. but, of course i dont try to look for things of that nature.

  3. Dr.Rick Says:

    Looks like the shaft of a of fair weather fan which has back stabbed the kitty, sorry about that, I like UK and will not throw it under the bus.

  4. The Fake Gimel Martinez Says:

    Nobody is throwing UK under the bus. I think Dr. Rick is just too sophisticated — or too bent out of shape about the Wildcats — to find humor in something juvenile like my observation.

  5. Billy D's Combover Says:

    kick his ass, sea bass!!!

  6. John Says:

    Fake GM I am still wondering if you have the same 70’s porno style mustache like the real martinez does.

  7. The Fake Gimel Martinez Says:

    John, if only I could be so blessed. :(

  8. John Says:

    lol

  9. David Shuman Says:

    I have several polo’s and a couple of t-shirts, I stopped wearing them all when the changed to the new tongue – too bad someone picked up on it – it’s still a conversation point around my house, most my in-laws knew nothing about UK basketball until I arrived … now their rabid fans.

  10. greengiant Says:

    I bet your one of those guys poppin thier collars…you have to tell me the fame gime martinez already told me…you guys make a great couple

  11. Daniel Says:

    That’s what’s behind our losing ways