Too Bad There Wasn’t Video

by The Fake Gimel Martinez

Mad props to The Intern from Kentucky Sports Radio for finding this:

Bobby Perry playing DDR

Its our very own Bobby Perry playing Dance Dance Revolution. Also known as “DDR” or “that game in the movie theater where teenage nerds go to exercise.” This is obviously a home version, and it appears Bobby is putting his strengths as an athlete and a music lover to work.

Not Pictured: Woo and Jared Carter playing Bungie Buddies from WarioWare: Smooth Moves.

5 Responses to “Too Bad There Wasn’t Video”

  1. Frosty Boner Says:

    This picture scares me, hopefully this game isn’t what is contributing to Bobby’s great play the last few games… notice the pink blanket and purse in the background, very feminine, he is from DOOKIEVILLE so I’ll cut the kid some slack!!!

  2. The Fake Gimel Martinez Says:

    Frosty, I think the pink stuff is there because Bobby is inside a girl’s apartment. Have you ever been inside a girl’s apartment before? Maybe that’s why you’re so frosty?

    :)

    I keed, I keed. I just saw an easy opportunity for a joke. Not trying to be a playa hata.

    I just wonder what this co-ed said to Bobby to get him to come over and play DDR.

  3. Frosty Boner Says:

    Oh well if this is contributing to his hot play of late then i’m all for it, All the Perry haters should bite there toungue, this kid is all heart and if KY is gonna make a run they need Bobby Big Time… When perry hits his shots he sort of reminds me of Adam Morrison, I said sort of ;)

  4. The Fake Gimel Martinez Says:

    Totally agreed FB, and thanks for being a good sport about my joking.

    Although I wish with Bobby getting hot, we’d see Joe Crawford morph into Super Joe. If Bobby can keep dropping 14 a night, and Crawford returns to form and gets 15 as well, there’d be few teams that could stop us. Even with this team that doesn’t believe in D.

    I’m grasping at straws, I know. :(

  5. Chris Gover Says:

    First UK coach to go 8 straight years without a final four.

    -First UK coach to have to play on Thursday in an SEC tournament since
    the expansion to the current 12 team format.

    First UK coach to lose 10 or more games three years in a row, and 4 of
    the last 7 years.

    -The first UK coach to lose to Vandy in Rupp

    -The first UK coach to be swept by Vandy in a season in 32 years

    -The first UK coach to lose 4 straight to an SEC opponent in 30 years.

    -Only coach to lose to Ole Miss at Rupp

    -Only coach to lose to Vandy (twice) at Rupp

    -Only coach to lose 4 home games to SEC Opponents

    -More Home losses than any previous UK coach

    -Most Double Digit loss seasons of any UK coach

    -First UK coach to not finish at least 2nd in the East since the SEC
    expansion

    -Most transfers and problem players of any UK coach

    -Never recruited a player to play in a final four in 16 years as a head
    coach

    -Fewest NBA draft picks of any coach with at least 5 years (only 2 1st
    rounders in 10 years)

    -47% of his recruits don’t make their senior year

    -Current 5 game losing streak to florida could soon be a new record

    -Only coach with the overall #1 seed in the NCAA to lose in the 2nd round

    -Worst loss to Indiana ever (26 points)

    -Only UK coach to lose consecutive games to Kansas

    -Worst Loss on Senior Day since 1919

    -Only UK coach with a losing record vs Michigan State (2-4)

    -Only coach to ever lose to a number 1 ranked team at Rupp.

    -Only coach to ever begin the season ranked in the top 10 and finish the
    season unranked.