”This is Our Country,” Reminds Patrick Sparks

by The Fake Gimel Martinez

Patrick Sparks in Pogue Chevrolet Ad

Thanks goes to my family members “Roger Harden” and “Big Floppin’ Rob Lock” for bringing this to my attention and scanning it in.

6 Responses to ““This is Our Country,” Reminds Patrick Sparks”

  1. Shooter McGavin Says:

    Im glad to see patrick sparks is using that UK education to his benefit. After all he went through with ol tubs, and now he changes oil and rotates tires. I hear that he stays in basketball shape by throwin tires around the garage at pogue chevrolet. Just look at that shooting form fellas, elbow tucked in, he really has a nice rotation on his jumper. Anyways i gotta get off of here, i just wanted to say congratulations to only patty cakes, he’s bringin in the big bucks, $14.95 for an oil changes.

  2. Shooter McGavin Says:

    Hi! I’m trying to be funny by responding to my own posts, but PRETENDING to be other people. That way, I have this awesome conversation with myself, and everybody else thinks that the WHOLE INTERNETS agree with me!

    The last time that happened, one of the admins deleted all my extra posts. This time, the admin has edited my lame attempt to be funny in order to point out that if I continue to do stuff like this, I will be banned from making comments.

    Hopefully I have finally learned my lesson and will attempt to be funny in ONE post, or when replying to actual other people other than the ones that I make up in my head. Even though I am a delusional Bearcats fan, the admins really want me to stick around and have fun, without acting like a mental case.

  3. Shooter McGavin Says:

    Hey this is the real Shooter McGavin!!! Im flattered that others want to be like Shooter and post with my name. I guess i’m almost becoming a legend on this webpage. Anyways I was looking through pictures of PAT on google and questioned the workout program UK had there kids on last year and past years. I wondered how much more productive patrick could have been under the new strength coach scott holsopple. It seems like once patrick arived on campus he became a lazy lump of flub, while during his western ky days he was lean. I think patrick could have been an all around better player with more looks from NBA teams rather than playing in russia. I mean look at J.J. just a shooter and a first rounder. Im glad they hired scott, he’ll bring more recruits looking to make it too the league. Anyways congratulations on the hire of Scott, he knows what he’s doing (eg.Dwayne Wade). Heres a pic of PAT in Western. Go Bearcats!!!

    I also don’t know how to keep from stretching a page with long URLs

  4. Crazy Canadian Says:

    for some reason the admin thinks he is funny and deleting other peoples messages that were put on here. well see shooter is right. and what is really funny is that the admin can not get it through his head that there is more than 1 bearcat fan out in this world. and we are all also smart enough to find a website making fun of the wildcats coach. well i have no idea how in the world UK is ranked 22. basically they should not even be in the top 25. i just watched an exibition game between NKU and UC and well UC blew NKU out.. which was not expected by this UC team, but the UC team definatly would be able to defeat this failing UK team. They are ultimately just more athletic. and yes i really do hope i see good ol’ Pat at a gas station changing my oil one day. i might be able to get an autograph on his oil rag afterwards. just think of how much that would be worth!

  5. Kelley Says:

    I love Pat i wish he was still at UK. I am still a HUGH fan of his and i always will be. I just started driveing so i hope to meet him sometime.

  6. wes Says:

    Who is Hugh and click it or ticket…