Karma. Sweet, sweet, karma.
Oh, how I hoped this day would come. Literally hundreds of thousands of people (in Lexington alone) are giggling with excitement upon hearing the news. JJ Redick was arrested last night for driving while intoxicated (DWI). I’ve had conversations with friends about the things I wished he would be arrested for; prostitution, gambling, gambling with a prostitute. Oddly enough, I never once pictured him being a DWI type of guy.
To make this day even more special Colin Cowherd has been railing against the idea of JJ being one of the preeminent NBA players. I’d like to dip this whole day into bronze like they used to do with baby shoes so I could put it on my shelf and walk by and smile occasionally.
Sorry to interrupt the debut of our new contributor, I just couldn’t pass up this news. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
edit: Oh please let there be dash cam, stumbling, Huggins bumbling goodness. Actually, why hasn’t the sobriety test been officially renamed “The Huggins” when sports stars are arrested.
Must email Sports Guy. Check.
June 13th, 2006 at 2:19 pm
Love the headline!
(And I hope you bet on the prostitute being a dude.)
June 14th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
The day would have been complete with a picture of Christian Laettner living in his cardboard box. But, alas, you can’t have it all.
February 1st, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Duke Sucks
February 7th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
yo fuck this shit,jj redick could beat any of yalls pussy ass’s i dont give a fuck if its fighting or b-ball so y dont u all just shut the fuck up ya dam pussys!!!!
February 14th, 2007 at 11:56 am
Please leave the illiterate vulgar comments off this board. Are simply frustrated that the duckies have lost 4 in a row and are not ranked in any of the polls?
February 14th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
theres one good thing about this year, at least were better than duke…i think
February 27th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
HELL YEH we’re better than duke. we could go 3-24 from 3pointland and still beat them
June 18th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
First off KITMAN, “Duckies” refers to little ducks, Not duke, do not open your mouth if you can’t spell. Hell just don’t open it PERIOD. Its funny how everyone still talks crap on Redick. I would of thought that shooting three’s in everyone’s face from 10ft behind the arch would be enough. Just face it when JJ is around everyone else on the planet just sucks. I wouldn’t expect people like you to understand that, because your obviously not true basketball players,fans, or anyone that knows anything about the game. So please refrain from talking about things that you indeed have not a single clue about. Your Welcome!